Its eating me with its tail!!

Notes: 3952 / 4 weeks ago from leilockheart

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Notes: 771 / 1 month ago from insomniaticthoughts

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Notes: 62281 / 1 month ago from lovequotesrus (originally from youjustinspiredme)

lovequotesrus:

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Notes: 102001 / 1 month ago from fondestmemories (originally from anastasiaanita)

flwrshaveissuestoo:

Describes my life for the past two years.

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Notes: 2813 / 1 month ago from lovequotesrus (originally from everjayy)

lovequotesrus:

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Notes: 21792 / 6 months ago from l0rigutman (originally from my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

l0rigutman:

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. Voluptuous figures a plus. Any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Mary Poppins, Claire Huxtable, Snow White, or Elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. I am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but don’t want to rule them out entirely. Must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, James Taylor, and sleeping late. I have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. I wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. All I want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

He is absolutely precious, oh my god.

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Notes: 1067 / 6 months ago from ethanfromestoboggan (originally from 7thwarddomi)

The Puns. The Porn.: What I think about tumblr being censored

7thwarddomi:

When I logged on tumblr:

Then I realized everything was blocked

Then I thought somebody hacked my tumblr

I start seeing people were talking about the government shutting tumblr down

but then I found out it was real:

Then I thought about…